Maui Loony Tunes

Here's some fraudulent stuff and funny stuff from Maui’s New Age Media. These items happen to be from a slick give-away magazine called Maui Vision, but similar frauds and silliness emanate from MauiMamma, MauiTime and others. Click on photos to enlarge.

The EEE Scam......

Note the last statement on each of these ads. The first one claims FDA approval, but the FDA has no record of her or her miraculous device. The claim evolved dramatically after I accused them of running a scam and said I would notify the FDA. It is the latest scam from phony doctor, "Dr." Sandra Rose Michael, a notorious con artist. Like the best of them, she's a shape shifter, pawning herself off as an expert and genius in this field and later in that field. 

Next we have ............

It’s a lovely night for a moon dance...

And.......

Old Bedroom Eyes

Hi, I’m Dr. DreamBoy, Maui’s poet Laureate (appointed by myself). I’ve got lots more pictures like this. Want one? I enjoy them by the hour and you will too.

And.....

I Love My Work!

Been doing it for 85 years. I do it to anyone who happens to like it up the ass. I give it to them like their mates never can.

And....

Who, Me?

        You Say Dr. Wet Dream, uh, I mean Dreaming Bear, wants to go out with me? Wait. I’m psychic. I knew that. Wanna talk to your dead Grandma?

All this fun and fraud brought to you by.....

Take That, Mr. Universe!

Links to all my blogs: www.KurtButlerBlogs.blogspot.com. 

For more detailed critiques of various forms of quackery, including naturopathy, see my book A Consumer’s Guide to “Alternative Medicine”. It was expertly edited by legendary quack buster Stephen Barrett, MD. When the book was published almost 30 years ago it was strongly praised by responsible health experts and the rare responsible media, but trashed by new-age critics and even vandalized in bookstores by new-age fanatics. It is as true and relevant as ever, and has been mostly vindicated by time. Yet my courageous and far-sighted publisher, the venerable Prometheus Books, is still sitting on lots of copies. Please help validate their integrity by buying a copy. Or two or more as gifts. Perhaps 10 for your local school library and health classes. See their website for assorted discounts. Make them an offer. (My royalties are insignificant; this little promo is for the benefit of one of the world's great publishers, Prometheus Books.) 

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